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Peggy #2

7 months is really not a long time. In the grand scheme of life, 7 months is a blip on the horizon. However, the last 7 months have been the fastest 7 months ever. Sophie is growing up so fast and I...

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Cry Baby

Sophie is usually a very well behaved baby. What I mean by that, is she very rarely cries unless she is tired. When we’re in the pram and out shopping, she normally either stays asleep the whole time,...

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Years…They Don’t Last Long

In exactly one month and two days, I will have been married for a whole entire year. Of course on the day I will post about the fact that my poor Husband has survived being legally tethered to me for...

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Sleepify!

Sophie has completely changed her sleep pattern. We used to do bath, bottle & bed all by 7.30/8pm but at the moment she is going to sleep at 6pm. Either I have just got extremely lucky or someone...

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Define ‘Ungrateful’…

Ungrateful. It’s not a phrase I use often. I never usually have to – people I know are appreciative for the things that they have got. Here, I’ll write you a list of the things I am grateful for:...

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Clarification

Last night was an…education, shall we say. Things I learned last night: Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway is in fact, the greatest show on telly at the moment People cannot read Baked chicken and...

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Look Into My Eyes…I Mean…Ears?

Yesterday I listened to the Paul McKenna Hypnotic Gastric Band CD. You can buy it here! Anyway, I bought it because I have a real problem with emotional eating and I am really not ashamed to admit it....

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8 Months

Sophie is almost 8 months old. In 5 short days, she will be just four tiny little months off her first birthday. Whoever Father Time is, I’m going to find him and strangle him for speeding this time...

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Out With The Old…

Next week, I get to buy my very first pram! I know that sounds silly, as we already have a pram, but our pram wasn’t new! So I’ve chosen a beautiful Graco Evo in Charcoal. The one I wanted (the...

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They See Me Rollin’…

Here I go… Up and Over… Yep I’m up! Hi Mama! Yay!!  

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Hiding Behind The Screen? Ain’t You Brave!

Nelson Muntz. Regina George. Biff Tannen. Sid Phillips. Angelica Pickles. Draco Malfoy. Recognise those names? Nelson is the bully from Springfield Elementary School. Regina terrorised Cady Heron in...

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Just Keep Swimming

This Sunday I will be heading to my very first aqua fit class at the local sports centre. The 30 day shred, whilst effective, is havoc on my crappy hips. Swimming is low impact on joint but has a high...

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“Share The Love”– Actually, No. No I Won’t.

I’ve posted about men who cheat on women (here) and about how cheaters are generally fuckheads (here). Today, readers, we are going to talk about the women who steal the men from right under our noses....

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Neglect

I have severely neglected my blog lately!! I’ve been madly busy lately with Sophie and work bits and pieces, but here’s a quick post! I’ll do my long post tomorrow but I’m too tired right now Anyway,...

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23 Things New Parents Should Know

1. The more time and effort put into decorating a nursery, the more likely that the baby will sleep in your room. 2. Things that don’t wake a sleeping newborn: loud noises and bright lights. Things...

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Cut My Cake Into Pieces…This Is My Last Dessert

21st April 2013. A day I will always remember as the day I finally realised I am fat. Yes, I am a woman, yes I admit something we women NEVER would admit in a bajillion years. I AM FAT. And you know,...

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Generation of Idiots

Today I had a conversation that made me…well, it made me angry, is what it made me! I’ll copy and paste the conversation, spelling errors and everything. It went like this: Idiot: Im havin a baby! Me:...

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Don’t Like, Don’t Read

It’s all said above really! My blog is my opinion. Not Gospel truth, not scientific fact. In my very first blog post I say that I am not a perfect parent: no one is. I blog about everything: food,...

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Swing Away!

It’s a beautiful May Bank Holiday so we took Sophie for her very first park trip! I’ve actually got a tan, which is something for May. We took a long walk up to Asda to pick up some milk and water then...

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Just A Poem

Thought I’d post an amazing poem I read today, by Jason A. Hodges. Loved every word of it   When you were born you filled my heart with pride, And I was overcome by the joy I felt inside. As I held you...

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